[轻松一下]笑话
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">最冷最冷的笑话</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">爆笑</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">!~(</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">笑了就顶顶</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">) <BR>1.</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">在一个精神病院楼下，总会有一个老婆婆举着把伞蹲在那里。终于有一天，一个护士去问她在干什么，结果老婆婆神色凝重地说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">:“</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">嘘，我是一朵蘑菇。。。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">” <BR>2.</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">有一天，老师带一群小朋友到山上采水果，</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">他宣布说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">:“</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">小朋友，采完水果后，我们统一一起洗，洗完可以一起吃。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">” <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">所有小朋友都跑去采水果了。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">集合时间一到，所有小朋友都集合了。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">老师</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">:“</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">小华，你采到什么？</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">” <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">小华</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">:“</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">我在洗苹果，因为我采到苹果。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">” <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">老师</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">:“</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">小美你呢？</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">” <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">小美</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">:“</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">我在洗蕃茄，因为我采到蕃茄。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">” <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">老师</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">:“</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">小朋友都很棒哦！那阿明你呢？</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">” <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">阿明</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">:“</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">我在洗布鞋，因为我踩到大便。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">” <BR>3. </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">一个人骑摩托车喜欢反穿衣服，就是把扣子在后面扣上，可以挡风。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">一天他酒后驾驶，翻了，一头栽在路旁。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">员警赶到后</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">... <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">员警甲：好严重的车祸。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">员警乙：是啊，脑袋都撞到后面去了。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">员警甲：嗯，还有呼吸，我们帮他把头转回来吧。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">员警乙：好</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">.....</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">一、二使劲，转回来了。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">员警甲：嗯，没有呼吸了</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">...... <BR>4. </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">猪八戒正在月亮上和嫦娥亲热，突然一条黑影掠过，猪八戒急忙提着钉耙</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">追出去，过了一会回来了，说：妈的，杨利伟</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">...... <BR><BR>5.</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">医院为防止病人出逃外设</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">100</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">道，两精神病患者仍欲逃出医院。于夜黑努力</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">翻墙。至第</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">30</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">道墙下，</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR>“</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">累了么？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">” </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">，</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR>“</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">不累。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">于是二人继续向外翻。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">至第</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">60</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">道墙下，</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR>“</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">你累了么？</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">” <BR>“</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">不累。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">于是二人继续向外翻，</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">至第</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">99</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">道墙下，</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR>“</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">你累了么？</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> ” <BR>“</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">累了</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">” <BR>“</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">那好，我们翻回去吧</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">” <BR>6.</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">你与猪自由出题，猪问：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">你猜我口袋里有几块糖？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">” </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">你问：如果答对了</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">可以给我吃么？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">猪说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">你猜对了，我就把两块都给你</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">。你流着口水</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">问：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">是三块么？</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">” <BR>7. </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">大森林里一天，狐狸在吸大麻，这时小兔子从远处跑来，看到这一切，走过来说：狐狸狐狸，你怎么能吸大麻呢，对身体不好的，看，空气多么新鲜啊，快了和我一起跑步吧。狐狸想想也对，于是就和小兔子一起跑步</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">跑着跑着，他们看到大象正在吸海洛因，小兔子跑过去对大象说：大象啊大象，你干嘛吸毒呢，看</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">空气多么的新鲜，和我一起跑步吧。大象想来也对，就个他们两一起跑步。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">跑着跑着，看到了狮子卷起袖子，正要注射海洛因，小兔子远远的对着狮子喊：狮子啊狮子，吸毒对身体不好啊，看空气多么新鲜，和我一起跑步吧</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">... <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">只见狮子放下注射器冲了过来，把小兔子狂扁了一顿，大象战战兢兢对狮子说：你为什么打小兔子啊，他不想我门伤害身体多好啊！</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">狮子气户户的说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">NND </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">死兔子，每次嗑了药就要我陪他在森林里疯跑，靠！</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR>1.</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">夏日炎炎的一天</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">两只香蕉走在路上</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">. <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">走在前面的香蕉突然觉得好热</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">他说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">好热哦</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">我要把衣服脱掉</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">. <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">结果他就把皮给剥掉了</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">. <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">结果后面的香蕉就跌倒了</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">. <BR>2.</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">一根火柴总是喜欢用自己的头去撞墙，有一天用力过猛火柴着了，大家把它送到医院，医生用纱布缠啊缠，火柴就变成棉花棒了．</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR><BR>3.</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">从前有个馒头</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">~</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">吃了一颗肉丸子</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">~</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">就变成了包子</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">~~ <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">从前有一个人长得很像洋葱，走着走着就哭了</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">```` <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">从前有一个叫风筝的人</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">在路上走着走着</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">就飞起来了</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">~ <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">从前有个人姓史</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">有一天他被人用水冲走了</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">~ <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">从前有一个鸡蛋去茶馆喝茶，结果它变成了茶叶蛋</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">~ <BR>4.</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">一只北极熊在北极</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">闲得没有事情干</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">就坐在冰上拔毛</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">.....</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">一根</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">..</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">二根</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">..</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">三根</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">........</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">终于拔完了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">北极熊抖了抖身子说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">: "</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">好冷啊</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">..." </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">另一只北极熊看到了，也坐在冰上拔毛</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">.....</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">一根</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">..</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">二根</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">..</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">三根</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">........</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">终于拔完了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">北极熊抖了抖身子说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">: "</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">确实很冷啊</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">..." <BR><BR>5.</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">吸血蝙蝠满身鲜血的回来，众蝙蝠甚是羡慕</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">问他从哪找来这么多鲜血，它把众蝙蝠带到一大树旁，</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">问：看到大树没？</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">众答：看到了。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">它：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">TMD</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">，我就没看到。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR>5.</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">家电举办讲笑话大赛，规定每个电器都要讲一个笑话，而且让现场的每一位观众都哈哈大笑，否则要被送去废品加工厂。</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">首先上场的是洗衣机，他笑话一讲完，全场哈哈大笑，</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">突然听到电饭锅说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">好冷哦。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">所以洗衣机就被抓去废品加工厂了。</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">接下来上场的是最聪明的电脑，他的笑话一讲完，所有的家电全部笑翻了，又听到电饭锅说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">好冷哦。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">所以，电脑也被抓去废品加工厂了。</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">第三位是最幽默的台灯，台灯很有自信的讲完笑话，大家全部笑到在地上打滚，电饭锅又说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">好冷哦。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">” </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">正当台灯要被抓去废品加工厂时，电饭锅很生气的站起来，转过头对坐在他后面的冰箱说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">我受够了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">你笑就笑，嘴巴不要张那么大，好冷哦！</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">” <BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P> :victory: :victory: ::lol :lol :lol 哈哈哈哈:lol :lol :lol
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